texts from republic city

these fit so beautifully om g good job!

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 15:27:51 -0400

ally-wonderland: (732): That’s how I like my men:...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 19:54:54 -0400

ally-wonderland:

(732): That’s how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball

Just read every single one of these. Laughed so hard I hit my head on the table. Totally worth it.

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 21:45:00 -0400

thanks very much!

(912): I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 11:40:32 -0500

(912): I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets

(843): It’s going to be weird as hell when you have kids....

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 16:20:41 -0500

(843): It’s going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I’ll meet them and think “Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?”

(404): Well since your going through her phone..look man she...

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 11:40:35 -0500

(404): Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more

(323):Put some vodka in it (424): Its 7am (323): put some vodka...

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 16:20:22 -0500

(323):Put some vodka in it

(424): Its 7am

(323): put some vodka in it

(937): Oh, honey. If you’re seeing a girl just for the...

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 11:40:48 -0500

(937): Oh, honey. If you’re seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she’s doing the same thing. We’re not stupid, we’re just craftier than you.

(702): It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but...

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 19:29:55 -0500

(702): It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me…

(775): yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing… like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.

Just want to let you know that I've been a fan of both TFLN and LoK for a while now, but this blog has just made both 1000 times better. So thank you for that.

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 14:59:40 -0500

movetothemusic: (832): I need a straight guy to pretend to be...

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 16:20:39 -0500

movetothemusic:

(832): I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?

(508): Since when do you wear a bracelet? (603): Not a...

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 11:40:33 -0500

(508): Since when do you wear a bracelet?

(603): Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs

(307): I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has...

Sat, 19 Jan 2013 16:20:25 -0500

(307): I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn’t want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.

(613): I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a...

Sat, 19 Jan 2013 11:40:21 -0500

(613): I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.

(904): Fuck him. I’ll set him on fire for you. Then...

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:20:34 -0500

(904): Fuck him. I’ll set him on fire for you. Then we’ll see how good of a firefighter he is.

travis submitted: (425): I’m 50% weirded out and 50%...

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 11:40:45 -0500

travis submitted:

(425): I’m 50% weirded out and 50% into it

(405): I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do...

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 16:20:42 -0500

(405): I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I’m going to go ahead and choose it.

(856): i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing....

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 11:40:42 -0500

(856): i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren’t you proud of me?

ally-wonderland: (860): I’ve honestly never felt so much...

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 16:20:22 -0500

ally-wonderland:

(860): I’ve honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall

ally-wonderland: (610): How are you not embarrassed to know...

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 11:40:33 -0500

ally-wonderland:

(610): How are you not embarrassed to know me. I’m a mess right now. I’m a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment.