
(610): How are you not embarrassed to know me. I’m a mess right now. I’m a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment.

(864): If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
(828): Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner

(301): Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.

(269): Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don’t want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories

(732): Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.