texts from republic city

janglingargot:

(703): The cop didn’t care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building… All he said was, “come on, it’s 9am.”

October 22, 2012 198

ally-wonderland:

(250): You know you’re old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.

September 10, 2012 160

(410): you texted me “dude im face”
(301): it sounded so right at the time

(410): you texted me “dude im face”

(301): it sounded so right at the time

September 04, 2012 134

janglingargot:

(512): I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.

August 03, 2012 127

(515): Idk every story shes told me thats started with “back when i was a lesbian” has been my new favorite story

(515): Idk every story shes told me thats started with “back when i was a lesbian” has been my new favorite story

July 12, 2012 255

acedia-neon:

(305): I’m the only one here who isn’t hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.

July 10, 2012 256

thirdterrene:

(905): I like that we’ve become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward.

July 02, 2012 160

(612): I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.

(612): I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.

June 26, 2012 200

(541): I want a burrito.
(1-541): Truly, you are the voice of a generation.

(541): I want a burrito.

(1-541): Truly, you are the voice of a generation.

June 24, 2012 1965

(626): So hung over, I told one of the candidates she’s hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.

(626): So hung over, I told one of the candidates she’s hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.

June 23, 2012 84