texts from republic city

ally-wonderland:

(732): That’s how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball

April 07, 2013 280

(404): Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more

(404): Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more

February 18, 2013 114

movetothemusic:

(832): I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?

January 20, 2013 128

(508): Since when do you wear a bracelet?

(603): Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs

January 20, 2013 112

(613): I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.

(613): I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.

January 19, 2013 138

(904): Fuck him. I’ll set him on fire for you. Then we’ll see how good of a firefighter he is.

(904): Fuck him. I’ll set him on fire for you. Then we’ll see how good of a firefighter he is.

January 18, 2013 128

(405): I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I’m going to go ahead and choose it.

(405): I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I’m going to go ahead and choose it.

January 17, 2013 213

(856): i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren’t you proud of me?

(856): i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren’t you proud of me?

January 17, 2013 495

ally-wonderland:

(860): I’ve honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall

January 16, 2013 140

ally-wonderland:

(865): You are my mentor.

(276): I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.

January 15, 2013 114