(406): I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation

(315): Hello wreck, this is your train calling.

(423): Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.

kaciealana:

(601): Either I’m tripping balls or my dog has super powers.

(Thank you for the sweet message too! c:)

(603): Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night

(submitted by forgottencartoons)

(907): She fell asleep with me…. We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning… Russian foreign exchange students

(requested by stoopidtallkid, submitted by maltese_puppypaws11293)

(970): bring the dog… nobody goes to jail with a dog.

(requested by forgottencartoons)

(+69): You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.

(requested by maltese_puppypaws11293)

(337): I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.

(submitted by the-fabulous-hunter)

(317): Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.

(submitted by stoopidtallkid and bncarey42)