janglingargot:
(+44): It is scary how often “just flash him” is your advice.
(316): how do we leave politely? (1-316): Tell them I’m going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
(316): how do we leave politely?
(1-316): Tell them I’m going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
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(614): Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast? (1-614): Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don’t worry.
(614): Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
(330): OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
(708): A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
(submitted by musingelsewhere)
