
(610): How are you not embarrassed to know me. I’m a mess right now. I’m a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment.

(276): I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.

(603): No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It’s all relative.

(807): It’s like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.

(412): Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living