texts from republic city

ally-wonderland:

(732): That’s how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball

April 07, 2013 280

(912): I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets

(912): I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets

February 19, 2013 65

(404): Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more

(404): Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more

February 18, 2013 114

movetothemusic:

(832): I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?

January 20, 2013 128

(904): Fuck him. I’ll set him on fire for you. Then we’ll see how good of a firefighter he is.

(904): Fuck him. I’ll set him on fire for you. Then we’ll see how good of a firefighter he is.

January 18, 2013 128

ally-wonderland:

(865): You are my mentor.

(276): I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.

January 15, 2013 114

ally-wonderland:

(603): No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It’s all relative.

January 15, 2013 271

(314): he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, “please limit play to one hour while others are waiting”

(314): he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, “please limit play to one hour while others are waiting”

January 11, 2013 217

ally-wonderland:

(807): It’s like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.

January 10, 2013 197

ally-wonderland:

(425): What goes on in that head of yours?

(206): Gay sex, for the most part. Why?

January 04, 2013 561