(571): next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave (703): and miss being on the news….no way
(571): next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
(703): and miss being on the news….no way
(865): Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
(613): She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell “Hey! We don’t quit at halftime!”
(859): Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
(347): Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
(302): His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
(310): Just called the consul general of France “dude”
(940): Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
(765): I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
(submitted by musingelsewhere)
(508): right as i was about to introduce them she goes “old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy.”
