
(757): I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 ‘customer asshole fee’. I have no grounds to dispute it.
(810): Don’t look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable

(817): I think that’s mostly how we became friends.
(1-817): Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.

(412): Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living